Dirty Little Whores (Pt.1)

“Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the world’s most watched show in all of history. When we left you our contestants were just about to get into the final stages of the competition. THIS, is the last week that all four of them will be on this stage together. THIS, is their last chance at worldwide fame. THIS, is DIRTY-LITTLE-WHORES! “

“These bitches ain’t shit. Like, for real. I done went through too much drama in my life to let these amateur ass hoes take my lime light. I’ll show them, I’ll show them all what I’m made of: One hundred percent pure booty clappin’, pussy poppin’, five foot seven, thirty-three, twenty-eight, forty one American black ass.”

Our first contestant Anita Shontae Knox is what we call, and expert in the hoe business. This veteran started working at The Jolly Rancher at the tender age of ten.  

“The way this nigga says it, you’d a thought I was strippin’ at that age. They might’ve had me selling bags in the back and shit but there ain’t no way Mr. Porter woulda let me work the poles. Matter fact, the only time I got to get near the stage was when Luscious Diamonds had her random ass fuckin’ seizures- shit used to scare the hell out my ass. Shit, I remember the first time my thighs hugged on those two inches of diameter stretchin’ from the ground to the ceilin’ –felt way better than the pole I stole from my neighbors basketball hoop. Goddamn that was a good feeling! Remember it like it happened yesterday. It was my fifteenth birthday and it was almost time to open. I was rushing, tryna scrape off the blood from some fight that broke out the night before. I was making a home delivery to one of the hoes on 178th & Elm st.  so I didn’t catch the scrap but Sizzle told me Bert –one of the security guys- almost killed that fool Trevon. That nigga was always walking up in the spot tryna holla at Trinity but since she never hit him up I guess the nigga thought it’d be smart to whip out his dick in the club. Anyway, when I got done cleaning I got up and saw Mr. Porter standing in front of me with a big ass box. I ain’t think nothin’ of it. I just thought it was another box of goodies for me to sell. I was a bit confused when I grabbed it and realized that it didn’t weigh the usual fifteen kilos so I opened it up.  I ain’t need to tell ya how high my ass jumped when I found out the box was filled to the top with outfits. I’ont think I’ve ever cried that much in my life.” 

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