I was suddenly overcome with the urge to poop. It was a huge one at that. One of those fiery fucks that leave your butt hole singed. I put my left foot on the floor, pivoted in the other direction and pushed only to realize that my right foot had fallen completely asleep. My fate was sealed. Accepting the fact that i was about to dive, head first into the wall I tried pulling my arms up to protect my face. It was useless, before my arm could even start moving my nose laid all scrunched up on the wall, my spit thick as glue.
+Wednesday Jan 1 @ 02:26am
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